[php] OT: SQL-Programmierung fuer Fortgeschrittene Anwendungsentwickler

[Boris Penck]

> hallöle,
> vielleicht freut sich ja der ein oder andere in der liste über eine kleine
> abwechslung wie diese?

heute: der typische arbeitstag

<?

require_once("coffee.php");
require("cigarettes.php");


class day

    function start()

        make_coffe();
        get_clothes();
        drive_to_work();
        start_computers();
    }

    function end($sleep)

        turn_off_computers();
        drive_to_home();
        if($sleep!="nosleep")

        sleep();
    } else

            $this->start();
        }
    }

    function free()

        require("girls.php");
        require("alcohol.php");
        $delight = 10;
        for($x=1;$x<=$delight;$x++)

            workflow('private');
            drink_alcohol();
            chat_with_friends();
            get_pizza();
            }
        if($tired)

            $day->end();
        } else

        go_to_party();
            $day_end('nosleep');
        }
    }
}

function workflow($state)

    switch($state)


        case "work":
            $get_money = array("on_hour" => "180");
        break;

        case "private":
            $get_money = array("on_hour" => "0");
        break;
    }

    $i=1;

    while($work)

        foreach($work as $time => $money)

            put($time);
            get($money);
        }
        $i++;
        if($i>=$time)

            $work = false;
        }
    }
}


$day = new day;
$day->start();

if(!$work)

    $day->free();
} else

    workflow('work');
}
?>